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Keeping Warm

(switch this one around to suit your favourite/favorite make)

Chevy has added wires to the rear window to clear fog and frost.

Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can be freed when frozen and not burn up the motor.

But Ford is adding the wire elements to the tailgates on all of their trucks to keeps your hands warm while you're pushing!

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