logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was in the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless at the long wait, but the young couple, holding hands and kissing, were oblivious to everything around them.

Although clearly not approving, the mother was silent until one prolonged kiss when the young man had his face and hands buried in his girlfriend's long, curly locks.

"Do you have to do that here?" the embarrassed mother asked.

"I'm not doing anything, Mom," came her son's muffled voice. "My earring's caught in her hair."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Goober Puzzle

    One morning this goober calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have…
  • Default Image

    Dog Applicant

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute.…
  • woman surprised

    Egg Contents

    One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached…
  • Default Image

    You Know You're Getting Old When

    You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt…
  • Default Image

    Bear Hunting

    Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for…
  • Default Image

    Dad and Surgeon

    This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,…
  • Default Image

    Mr. Scwartz

    Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help…
  • Default Image

    Parrot Strings

    A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in…
  • Default Image

    Curbing Church Growth

    25 Easy Ways to Curb the Annoying Problem of Church Growth1. Begin your message with the…
  • Default Image

    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
  • list

    Take Out for Lunch

    Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to…
  • Default Image

    Pet Hotline

    The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The…
  • Default Image

    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
  • phone number buttons

    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
  • river

    Goober at the River

    You can find a picture of a goober at…