logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Lariat Training

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.

"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."

"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Birthday-Anniversary

    A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.'…
  • Default Image

    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
  • picture of shopping cart

    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
  • Default Image

    Choking Fee

    When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that…
  • car fast

    Crossing the Road

    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming…
  • Default Image

    Stair Climbing

    Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working…
  • Default Image

    Rare Steak

    Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the…
  • dog ball

    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

    Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY…
  • Default Image

    Sore Mover

    Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving…
  • picture of a winter cabin

    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
  • Default Image

    Men, Dogs, Women

    1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have…
  • storm night

    Curve Hand

    A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night…
  • purse red

    Purse Contents

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
  • Default Image

    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…
  • hammer

    Helping Daddy

    One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said,…