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    Newborn Utterance

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    Morning March

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    Time Travel

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    Penguin Breakdown

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    Kitty Hostage

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    Athiest Groceries

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    Minister Call

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    The Importance of Proofing

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    No Ears, One Question

    Jack Summers is a constructor at a building site. One day on the site there is a massive…
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    Moose Hunters

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    Senate Comeback

    A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in…
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    Afraid of The Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back…
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    Goober Computer Virus

    You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program…
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    Worst Horse Ever

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    Wireless Security

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Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.

Judge: And why is that?

Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.

Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?

Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.

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