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New Medical Technology

A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend.  She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology she saw.

A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials.

"Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said.

"So would I," replied the technician.  "It's a floor-cleaning machine."

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