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    Career Choice

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Hard to Pronounce

    As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I…
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    Walking on Water

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    Pain Cause

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    At Home

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    Queen Size

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    Buying Shoes

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    New Number Request

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    Cat Petting

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    The Internet Pledge

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    Caught in the Act

    I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in…
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    Tech Smoke

    A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.Tech: What's the…
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    Strange Lawsuits

    An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own…
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    Swahili Gasp

    A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger…

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her.

The crew pulled them both out of the treacherous waters. The captain was grateful as well as astonished that the white-haired old man performed such an act of bravery. That night a banquet was given in honor of the ship's elderly hero. He was called forward to receive an award and was asked to say a few words.

He said, "First of all, I'd like to know who pushed me."

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