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    Auction Parrot

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    Eye Exam

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    Why Are You Here?

    A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's…
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    Tendjewberrymud

    Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read…
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    Environmental Problem

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    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Needled

    At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going…
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    Dynamite Bumps

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    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
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    Fair Tax

    At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the…
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    Parking Lot Speed Limit

    Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly…
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    Home Donations

    A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the…
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    Shovel Need

    One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have…
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    Cheap Loan

    Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York…
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    Green Side Up

    A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her.…

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her.

The crew pulled them both out of the treacherous waters. The captain was grateful as well as astonished that the white-haired old man performed such an act of bravery. That night a banquet was given in honor of the ship's elderly hero. He was called forward to receive an award and was asked to say a few words.

He said, "First of all, I'd like to know who pushed me."

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