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    Milkman Notes

    These notes left for milkmen came from the UK, so you'll notice a slight, endearing…
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    Mowing the Lawn

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    Sewing Lesson

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    Ravine Golfing

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    Goober Stewardess

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    Seatmate Choice

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    Looking Back

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    Goober Motivation

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    Sick Days

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    Diet Additive

    During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits…

picture of a hot pepperWhen chopping a hot pepper...

1. Do NOT rub your nose...

and if you do and it starts to burn...

2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it...

AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ...

3. DO NOT..."SNORT" WATER UP YOUR NOSE IN AN ATTEMPT TO RINSE THE JUICE
OUT.

Please don't ask me how I know...just *trust me*

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