logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Remember When

    An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to…
  • Default Image

    Grandpa And The Computer

    *Grandpa And The Computer*The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed…
  • Default Image

    It's Not A Cat

    It's not a cat it's...A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.A wildlife control…
  • Default Image

    Change Help

    A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and…
  • Default Image

    Family Problems

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of…
  • picture of men's dress shoes

    Tight Shoes

    A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
  • Default Image

    Employee Reviews

    Here's some comments taken from employee reviews."Some drink from the fountain of…
  • bible person

    Biblical Spokespersons

    What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the…
  • Default Image

    Piedmont Doors

    We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and…
  • Default Image

    Feeding the Baby

    My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice.…
  • Default Image

    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
  • Default Image

    Pig Rescuer

    Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig…
  • Default Image

    Work Show and Tell

    Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of show and…
  • Default Image

    Labor Costs

    A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
  • Default Image

    New Discovery

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman.

The results read, "Buy a television."

Powered By JFBConnect