logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

"Grace"ous Host

A woman invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.  "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Tattoo Call

    I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you…
  • Default Image

    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
  • Default Image

    Pick a Hymn

    One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and…
  • Default Image

    Gold Watch

    A boss to a retiree:"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold…
  • Default Image

    Seatmate Choice

    The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to…
  • Default Image

    Knee Tattoo

    A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out…
  • Default Image

    Husband Chair Feedback

    A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies'…
  • Default Image

    Bishop's Role

    We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and…
  • Default Image

    Razor Request

    Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave.…
  • Default Image

    Pig Feed

    There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the…
  • Default Image

    Here Kitty

    Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some…
  • Default Image

    Macho Dude

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of…
  • Default Image

    Tub Baptism

    A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church.…
  • car old

    You Need A New Car When

    You need a new car when ... - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops…
  • Default Image

    Kiss Good-bye

    "Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you…