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    Wayward Cessna

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    PICNIC Problem

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    Dirty Hands in Class

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    Cure For Lateness

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    Future Price of Roses

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    Zeek's Hang Glider

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    Bad News From The Doctor

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    Community Paper

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    100GB bug

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    Revocation of Independence

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    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children

    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.…
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    Taps System

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…
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    Chapatti Riddle

    In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an…
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    Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

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SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
9. Your bologna has no first name.
10. You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.
11. Sally Struthers sends you food.
12. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

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