logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Signs You are Broke

SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
9. Your bologna has no first name.
10. You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.
11. Sally Struthers sends you food.
12. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    A Goober Wins

    A goober goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the…
  • Default Image

    Parts Search

    I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his…
  • tie

    Tie Conspiracy

    At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that…
  • Default Image

    The Vet and The Doc

    A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the…
  • Default Image

    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

    At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with…
  • Default Image

    Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

    Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. Confused guests constantly mistaking him…
  • Default Image

    Flu Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
  • Default Image

    Most Famous Man

    A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one…
  • Default Image

    Think!

    In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the…
  • Default Image

    Football Sleep

    After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and…
  • roller coaster

    The Difference of a Year

    Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first…
  • Default Image

    Parenting Test

    MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the Wet…
  • Default Image

    Goobers With Shovels

    There were two guys working for the city. One would did a hole, he would dig, dig, dig,…
  • Default Image

    Vet Visit

    In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away when he had the chance.…
  • deer

    Hunting Prayer

    The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our…