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Smart Bus

My name is Pastor Jerry Evenson.  I pastor a small church in central Idaho on an Indian Reservation.  I work as a bus driver for the Lapwai School District.  One of our bus drivers had an experience with driving a kindergartener.

He was taking the 5 year olds home for the first time and he wasn't sure where everyone lived.  He ask this little girl if she knew where she lived. 

She said, "This bus knows where I live".

He said, "How does it know where you live?" 

The little girl said, "Look up there," pointing to the dash board, "there is a little green light that will start blinking at my house."
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