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Summer Camp

umbrellasA counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp.

He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.

The counselor asked, "An umbrella?? Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"

The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?"

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