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10 Minutes Alone

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks.

"All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in the world, who would it be?"

Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row.

"My recruiter."

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