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    Second Grade Math

    I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
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    Missing Church

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    Where's Mommy

    One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he…
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    Office Hours

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    Boring Flight

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

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    A Deeper Problem

    Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he…
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    Time To Wave

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    Wedding Speech

    Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the…
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    Suck It In

    I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.…
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    Ohio

    Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.One day I told a…
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    Kids' Instructions for Life

    Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive,…
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    The Same Taste

    Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…
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    Space Pen

    During the space race of the 60's, NASA decided that they needed a ball point pen that…
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    Politically Correct Statements

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks.

"All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in the world, who would it be?"

Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row.

"My recruiter."

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