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    Waking Up Mad

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    Y1K

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    Fish Heads

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    Cowboy and The Preacher

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    Go Get Grandma

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    Pygmy Hunter

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    Drag Racing Moped

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    Lemon-Aid

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    Yard Sale Anger

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    Marriage Counselling

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    Art Collector

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    No Chat Excuse

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    First Time Babysitter

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    Paper Walls

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Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.  

2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.  

3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.  

4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.  

5. Make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later start all over again.  

6. To hang up more clothes buy bigger door knobs.  

7. Sweep the room with a glance.  

8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.  

9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby cre ating a romantic atmosphere.  

10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.  

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