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    Sweater Gifts

    Although we had recently moved into a new neighborhood, our young son had already made…
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    Elderly Couple Sharing

    A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that…
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    Lost, Found Changed

    A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.It was found by an honest…
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    Baby Prescription

    A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had…
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    What The Teacher Says and What She Really Means

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    Things That Make You Go "Ummmmmmm????"

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    Actual Signs

    Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you…
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    39 And Holding

    A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding." The child…
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    Husband Chair Feedback

    A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies'…
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    Lawyer Son

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the…
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    How To Interpret Employment Ads

    "Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "Join…
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    Dayvorce

    A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.The attorney…
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    In the Fitting Room

    My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched…
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    Speech Flirt

    During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man.…
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    50th Anniversary

    At my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, I was looking through a photo album of their…

Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.  

2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.  

3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.  

4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.  

5. Make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later start all over again.  

6. To hang up more clothes buy bigger door knobs.  

7. Sweep the room with a glance.  

8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.  

9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby cre ating a romantic atmosphere.  

10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.  

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