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    Kidnapped

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    Mail Problems

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    Narrow Escape Responses

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    Sweat Her Choice

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    Get Moving

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    Eggplant Sale

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    Today's Little Axioms

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    Kid Quotes

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    Employee Reviews

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    Hashing It Out

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a…
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    What Am I?

    Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had…
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    Wilderness Trip

    The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes earlier, bound for our…

Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.  

2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.  

3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.  

4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.  

5. Make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later start all over again.  

6. To hang up more clothes buy bigger door knobs.  

7. Sweep the room with a glance.  

8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.  

9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby cre ating a romantic atmosphere.  

10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.  

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