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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

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    Morning Sickness

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    Goobers With Shovels

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    One-liners

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    Animal Superbowl

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    More On Candidates

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    Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

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    Shovel Need

    One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have…
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    Exemplary Offspring

    Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There…
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    Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said…

Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.  

2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.  

3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.  

4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.  

5. Make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later start all over again.  

6. To hang up more clothes buy bigger door knobs.  

7. Sweep the room with a glance.  

8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.  

9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby cre ating a romantic atmosphere.  

10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.  

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