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    No Place Like Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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    Heredity

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    Rest Home Trial

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    You Need A New Car When

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    Blind Ambition

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    Information Assistance

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    Quick Thinking Clerk

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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

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    Australian Football

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    Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

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    Wayward Cessna

    You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high security, super-secret base in Nevada,…
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    Cat Prayer

    Cat PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that…
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    Life and Death

    A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
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    Birth Warp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
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    Sidewalk Preacher

    A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on…

A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer.

For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother.  Then one night the child was ready to solo.  The mother listened with pride to the carefully enunciated words, right up to the end.

"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."

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