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    Politcal Quotes

    "I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain…
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    Game Time

    A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled…
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    Don't Repeat

    My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.…
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    I Just Can't Drive Today

    For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled…
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    Valentine's Day

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl…
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    Foreign Pizza

    An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so…
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    A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…
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    Sticking Out

    At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a…
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    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
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    When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it…
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    Empty Nest Syndrome

    You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the…
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    Casual Day

    I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a…
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    Three Mothers

    Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons…
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    Good Guess

    The Sunday school lesson for the day was about Noah's Ark, so the pre-school teacher in…
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    Waking Up Mad

    One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the…

Pythagorean theorem : 24 Words

The Lord's Prayer : 66 Words

Archimedes' Principle : 67 Words

The 10 Commandments : 179 Words

The Gettysburg Address : 286 Words

The Declaration of Independence : 1,300 Words

The U. S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage : 26,911 Words

(Ahhh...the power of government.)

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