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    Cooking Terms

    Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
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    Patio Problem

    My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement…
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    Boy or Girl

    Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
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    39 And Holding

    A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding." The child…
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    Airport Mistletoe

    It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to…
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    Prison Riot

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like…
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    Bob Hope Quotes

    Some memorable quotes from Bob Hope:ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only…
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    Keyboard Switch

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
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    Bear Hunting Preacher

    A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some…
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    Helping Daddy

    One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said,…
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    Window Washer

    There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from…
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    What a Teacher Means

    What a teacher says and what he/she really means.1. Your son has a remarkable ability in…
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    Wild Game

    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
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    Flight Fear

    Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting…
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    Merchant Captain

    One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his…

Pythagorean theorem : 24 Words

The Lord's Prayer : 66 Words

Archimedes' Principle : 67 Words

The 10 Commandments : 179 Words

The Gettysburg Address : 286 Words

The Declaration of Independence : 1,300 Words

The U. S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage : 26,911 Words

(Ahhh...the power of government.)

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