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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over.…
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    Under Five

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    Pupil's Question

    A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great…
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    Talking Clock

    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way…
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    Get Your Own

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    Parachute Charity

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    Lariat Training

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    Bilingual Parrot

    This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees one on a perch with a red string…
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    "Dilbert Quote" Contest

    A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to…
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    Sermon Feedback

    They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this…
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    Parking Solution

    A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday morning about 4 miles from the…
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    Muffled Workers

    Winters are fierce where he lives, so the owner of the estate felt He was doing a good…
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    Thanks Mom

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a…
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    Black Snake

    It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went…
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    Fan Help

    Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around…
*The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness*

1.  The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.

2.  The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

3.  The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.

4.  The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.

5.  The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

6.  The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.

7.  The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness.

8.  The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.

9.  The I've Messed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.

10.  The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.
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