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    Enjoyment of Food

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    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

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    Top 10 Holiday Gift Things To Say

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    Friendship Poems

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    Age

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    Wild Game

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    Doctor's Advice

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    Marriage Wakeup

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    Fax Hint

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    Prescription Fail

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    A Diet For Dealing With Stress

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    Computer Users

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    Battery Life

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    Driving Around

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    The French Legionnaires

    There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from…
*The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness*

1.  The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.

2.  The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

3.  The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.

4.  The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.

5.  The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

6.  The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.

7.  The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness.

8.  The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.

9.  The I've Messed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.

10.  The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.
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