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    Chapatti Riddle

    In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an…
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    After Me

    "I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me." "Is…
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    Will She Say Yes?

    An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and…
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    Live to 100

    When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of…
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    To The Rescue

    One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.…
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    Doctor News

    A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
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    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
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    The Politician Dance

    There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you…
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    Baseball Doctor

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Camping with Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of…
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    What Am I?

    Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had…
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    Wallpaper Jobs

    Joan decided to redecorate. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need…
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    Preaching Assistant

    A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He…
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    Ugly Baby

    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've…
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    Time Travel

    Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
*The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness*

1.  The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.

2.  The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

3.  The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.

4.  The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.

5.  The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

6.  The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.

7.  The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness.

8.  The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.

9.  The I've Messed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.

10.  The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.
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