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    How To Give Your Cat A Pill

    I. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were…
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    Missed Bus

    The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her…
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    Company Role Models

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
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    Ever Driven a Honda?

    A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the…
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    Cow Help

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    10 Most Wanted

    Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.…
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    Flossing

    As a dental hygienist, I always encourage patients to floss. During one cleaning, the…
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    Where'd we get him?

    Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we…
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    Bunyan Fall

    My son, Bunyan, is a construction foreman. One day he tumbled from a scaffold, managing…
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    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of…
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    Hunting Pairs

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial…
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    Color Blind

    Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted…
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    Just Visiting Here

    The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging…
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    Flight Control Software

    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given…
*The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness*

1.  The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.

2.  The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

3.  The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.

4.  The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.

5.  The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

6.  The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.

7.  The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness.

8.  The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.

9.  The I've Messed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.

10.  The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.
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