logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • chicken cooked

    Chicken Recipe

    Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked…
  • Default Image

    Picnic Passions

    A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old…
  • Default Image

    Older Parents

    We had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were born. She is…
  • Default Image

    Sheriff Vet

    The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang,…
  • Default Image

    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

    1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
  • Default Image

    A Dollar Per Point

    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
  • Default Image

    Pupil's Question

    A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great…
  • Default Image

    In the Bag

    I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on…
  • Default Image

    Caught Sleeping

    Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of…
  • Default Image

    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
  • Default Image

    Real Newspaper Ads

    These are real ads from a newspaper. 1. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850 or best offer 2.…
  • Default Image

    Newbie Preacher

    A newly appointed young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a…
  • Default Image

    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
  • couple2

    Best Man

    A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats…
  • Default Image

    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…

picture of a wedding dressBetty was soon to be married.

More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent.

Later in the evening, the family gathered in the living room to wait while Betty tried on the dress.

When Betty entered the room, there was a chorus of approval. The dress fit perfectly and looked wonderful on her.

Tears ran down the face of Betty's mother.

Seeing this, Betty said, "Don't worry Mom, you're not losing a daughter, your gaining a son."

"Forget about that!" she said with a sob.

"I used to fit into that dress!"

Powered By JFBConnect