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    Robber Visit

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    Interview Phrases

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    Bridge Over Troubled Waters

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    Corporate Change

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    Sunday Drive

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    A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

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    Dad Value

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    Houdini Wannabe

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    Committee Praise

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    Empty Nest Syndrome

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    Just Visiting Here

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    Dead Seagull

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-- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.

-- The bill came with payment coupons.

-- Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.

-- "He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"

-- He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.

-- They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.

-- The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.

-- You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.

-- "Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"

-- and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:

"We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...."

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