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    Gift Mug

    I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a…
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    Black Snake

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    What's Good Tonight

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    Goober Catch

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    Inferior Bags

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    Sneaking Into the Olympics

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    Goober Guess

    This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend,…
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    How's My Driving?

    I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got…
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    Dryer Message

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    Major League Snacks

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    Paid For Standing

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    TV Quote

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    What He Says - What He Means

    What He Says - What He Means"I'm going fishing."Really means: "I'm going to stand by a…
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    Slow Train

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    Traffice Warning

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-- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.

-- The bill came with payment coupons.

-- Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.

-- "He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"

-- He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.

-- They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.

-- The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.

-- You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.

-- "Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"

-- and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:

"We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...."

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