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    Rare Steak

    Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the…
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    Coffee Pain

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    10 Common Canine Complaints

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    What Am I?

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    Breakfast Call

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    Accident Prayer

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    Tea Service

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    Mowing the Lawn

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    Pet Training

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    A Few Fishing Definitions

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    You Know It's Hot Outside When…

    You Know It's Hot Outside When...**you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the…
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    New Librarian

    The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the…
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    Skeleton in the Closet

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    Naturally Born

    An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being…
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    Dishwasher Repair

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-- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.

-- The bill came with payment coupons.

-- Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.

-- "He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"

-- He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.

-- They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.

-- The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.

-- You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.

-- "Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"

-- and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:

"We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...."

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