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Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin

9. Tuba Hero - World Tour

8. Low Self Esteem Elmo

7. 'Lil Embittered Lego Airport Traffic Controller

6. U Push Mommy's Buttons

5. Thumpy Thump Roadside Furry Friends

4. Police Crime Tape Craft Kit

3. High School Musical Audition Losers Puppet Pals

2. Big 'unsafe at any speed' Wheel

1. Wi-Wheezer: Grandpa Edition

By Dave Tippett

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