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Computer Customer Quotes

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have…
Gender Smarts

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.Dogs are a man's best friend.Now you know which gender…
Odd News Reports

Odd News Reports.....*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and…
Newlywed Grace

A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's…
Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared…
Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I…
Flight Instructions

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and…
Tongue and Eggs

A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter…
Clunker Leak

As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
Actual Warnings On Products

*Actual Warnings On Products* On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.…
Pick a Hymn

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and…
Pick of the Crop

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll…
Natural Antibiotic

While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an…
Golf Survey

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
Swahili Gasp

A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger…