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A chicken crosses the road. Here's how some of the media covers it.

Here's our trusty NBC camera crew, on the trail of heartwarming sports news for "Inside Stuff." Today's topic: Young chicks cross the road.

Geraldo Rivera: Stay tuned as a panel of chickens reveals the shocking truth.

Andy Rooney I could have said "Didja ever wonder why it is that the chicken crossed the road, and which road it was?" But I didn't. I did ask some turkeys, however, and this is what they said...

Gene Siskel: I don't know why it crossed the road, but I loved it. Thumbs up!

Roger Ebert: I disagree. The whole thing left the audience wondering; the chicken's crossing the road was never clearly explained and the chicken didn't emote very well. It couldn't even speak English! Thumbs down!

Ed Sullivan: It was the talk of the town.

New York Times Editorial Board: She should be awarded the pullet surprise.

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