A chicken crosses the road. Here's how some of the media covers it.
Here's our trusty NBC camera crew, on the trail of heartwarming sports news for "Inside Stuff." Today's topic: Young chicks cross the road.
Geraldo Rivera: Stay tuned as a panel of chickens reveals the shocking truth.
Andy Rooney I could have said "Didja ever wonder why it is that the chicken crossed the road, and which road it was?" But I didn't. I did ask some turkeys, however, and this is what they said...
Gene Siskel: I don't know why it crossed the road, but I loved it. Thumbs up!
Roger Ebert: I disagree. The whole thing left the audience wondering; the chicken's crossing the road was never clearly explained and the chicken didn't emote very well. It couldn't even speak English! Thumbs down!
Ed Sullivan: It was the talk of the town.
New York Times Editorial Board: She should be awarded the pullet surprise.