logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • mayan calender

    End of Mayan Calendar

    Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan…
  • gas cap

    Lost Gas Cap

    David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven…
  • Default Image

    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
  • Default Image

    Getting Older Lines

    Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered: I STARTED out with nothing....I still…
  • Default Image

    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

    At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with…
  • Default Image

    Strawberry Fertilizer

    A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in…
  • Default Image

    Primative Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when…
  • new born baby

    Does It Hurt?

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
  • Default Image

    Stuff to Ponder

    1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Cake Verse

    A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding…
  • Default Image

    Golfing Seniors

    "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty…
  • Default Image

    Cherokee 180

    One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active…
  • Default Image

    Food, Family and Philosophy

    Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
  • Default Image

    Movie Impatience

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it…
  • Default Image

    Bar Room Houdini

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…

You're NOT having a bad day ...  these people had bad days:

1.  The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers.  A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2.  A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards an electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly electrical current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.  Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Powered By JFBConnect