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You're NOT having a bad day ...  these people had bad days:

1.  The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers.  A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2.  A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards an electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly electrical current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.  Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

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