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    Pickup Backfire

    Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally…
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    Housework Challenged

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    Milk Switch

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    Audi Alteram Parten

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    New Recruit

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    Quarter Rush

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    Now, Now Ellen

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    New Windows Error Messages

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    Vulgar Parrot

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    Take Out For Lunch

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We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.

"Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house. "I've been waiting twelve years for this!"

"Don't blame me, lady," he said. "I just got the order this morning."

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