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    Lost

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    Backwoods Labor

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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Dear Dog

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    Buying Shoes

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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

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    Walking on Water

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    Military Man

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    Senior Citizen Discount

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    Lose the Cat

    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from…
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    More Newspaper Bloopers

    Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on "Destructive Pests". A…
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    One Man Team

    (Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins…
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    Labor Costs

    A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
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    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
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    Work Show and Tell

    Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of show and…

We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.

"Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house. "I've been waiting twelve years for this!"

"Don't blame me, lady," he said. "I just got the order this morning."

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