logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Warning Sign

Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the warnings about bears posted in campgrounds, visitors' centers and rest areas advising people not to feed the bears, how to avoid bears, what to do if a bear sees you, what to do if a bear attacks, and so on.

My favorite, however, was a hand-lettered sign on the door of a small gas station in a remote area. It said: "Warning! If you are being chased by a bear, don't come in here!"

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Fan Help

    Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around…
  • Default Image

    Bob's Lesson

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to…
  • Default Image

    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
  • Default Image

    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
  • golf tee

    Ladies' Tee

    It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine,…
  • italian pizza

    Foreign Pizza

    An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so…
  • old lady

    AAADD

    They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been…
  • Default Image

    Golf Survey

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
  • Default Image

    Resume Help

    My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write…
  • Default Image

    People and Mistakes

    People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.People who do less work... make fewer…
  • Default Image

    Fast Driver

    My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we…
  • doctor file

    What Doctors are Thinking

    What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right…
  • Default Image

    Dieting Buddies

    Mary announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…
  • Default Image

    Missed Delivery

    Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate…
  • Default Image

    What's it Take?

    "What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…