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    Puppy Mark

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    Maranatha

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    Diagnosis

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    Hawaii Pronunciation

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    Away From His Desk

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    Half Joking Pastor

    Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers…
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    Restaurant Line

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The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

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