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    Sharon's Shampoo

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    Upset Wagon

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    Mechanic Applicant

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    The Confused Goober

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    Lawyer Questions

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    New Boater

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    Military Time

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    Office Hours

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    No Rest

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    Some Wacky Definitions

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    Procedure Recall

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    Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty

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The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

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