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    Parking Space Sign Language

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
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    Speeding Registration

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    Trapper's Stove

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    Shoebox Dolls

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    Bank Line

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    Shopping Remote

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    What Is That?

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    Marry An Actor

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    75 Stories

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    10 Minutes Alone

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    Red Light - Green Light

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    Odd News Reports

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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

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    Marriage Wakeup

    As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his…
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    Can't Take It With You

    "You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

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