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    What's it Take?

    "What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…
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    New Car

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    Noise Abatement

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    Foreign Languages

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    New Librarian

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    Awake Tip

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    Leaving the Farm

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    Chair Philosophy

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    Charity Auction

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    Cute Nurses

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    Rest Stop

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    Seat Sacrifice

    On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that…
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    Mom's Bath Note

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    Blind Ambition

    Charlie Boswell has always been one of my heroes. He has inspired me and thousands of…
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    Eye Problems

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cat fullThe newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

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