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    Sick Days

    It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then…
  • A funny joke about 2 men in their fancy cars.

    Bragging Rights

    A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a…
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    Road Closed

    Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway…
  • A funny joke about marriage

    Shoebox Doilies

    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
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    Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he…
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    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…
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    Pig Call

    A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,"Is the head hog at the trough…
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    Great Cheese

    The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to…
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    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    Children's Message

    A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,…
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    Distraught Senior

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office."Is it true," she wanted to know,…
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    Second Try

    Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one…
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    One and Ten

    Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…
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    Old Friends

    Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long…
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    Never Too Old

    Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one…

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

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