logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • picture of project documents

    Dictionary of Project Terms

    *Dictionary of Project Terms* Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen…
  • Default Image

    Prenatal Visit

    A couple was making their first visit to Dr. Mike Wilson prior to the birth of their…
  • Default Image

    Tips For The Clueless

    Some Tips for the Clueless If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by…
  • Default Image

    Eye Exam

    Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…
  • Default Image

    Formal Letter

    At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English…
  • Default Image

    Employee of the Month

    Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of…
  • Default Image

    Keyboard Switch

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
  • Default Image

    Goober Love Poem

    Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.…
  • Default Image

    Get the Picture

    Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the…
  • Default Image

    Out Of Step

    As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching…
  • Default Image

    Kids and Cliches

    I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the…
  • Default Image

    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
  • Default Image

    Frog in Pocket

    A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the…
  • Dog Waits for Owner

    Missing You

    Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the…

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.  When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honour and obey,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

The big day comes, and the bride and groom exchange their vows.
When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

Powered By JFBConnect