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    Swahili Gasp

    A company was producing an English-language movie. In one scene, an exhausted messenger…
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    Speeding Hymns

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    Radio Transmission

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    Family Problems

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    Cooking Terms

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    Well Done

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    Makeup Routine

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    Fish Heads

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    Charity Answer

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    Stone's Throw

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    Cheap Gas

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    Grandma and Computer

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    Zookeeper's Dilemma

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    Gift Parrot

    There was a man who travelled all around the world.Every city he stopped in he would buy…
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    Shopping Remote

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As…
A young businessman had just started his own firm.  He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.  Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.  Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
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