logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

  • Dog New Year's ResolutionsI will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV.
  • I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the backyard with it.
  • I will not chew red crayons or pens because my master will think that I am hemorrhaging.
  • I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
  • I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Movie Impatience

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it…
  • Default Image

    Cruise Questions

    Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship - Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the…
  • Default Image

    Dangerous Criminal

    One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she…
  • Default Image

    Comedians' Convention

    Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out…
  • Default Image

    Thunderstorm Plea

    An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the…
  • Default Image

    Suggestion Box

    The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the…
  • Default Image

    Foot Snuggle

    On a chilly winter evening, my husband and I were snuggled together on the floor watching…
  • Default Image

    Work Prayer

    Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I…
  • Default Image

    Brotherly Chores

    Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew,…
  • Default Image

    Einstein At A Party

    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and…
  • Default Image

    Kitchen Wizard

    My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she…
  • Default Image

    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…
  • parachute 82nd Airborne

    Airborne Recruiting

    After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could…
  • Default Image

    Happy Birthday Elsie

    I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are 70 or older. Recently…
  • antique gas pumps

    Looking Funny

    According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money…