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Handy Engineering Conversions

girlWhen it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake!

- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

- 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond

- Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

- Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong

- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

- Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

- 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz

- Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

- Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)

- 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

- 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone

- 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

- 365.25 days: 1 unicycle

- 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds

- 10 cards: 1 decacards

- 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

- 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

- 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

- 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

- 10 rations: 1 decoration

- 100 rations: 1 C-ration

- 2 monograms: 1 diagram

- 8 nickels: 2 paradigms

- 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

- 100 Senators: Not 1 decision

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