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Surgery Pun

doctor5Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, and demands to know what is going on.

"I'm about to close," the surgeon says.

The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision."

The doctor hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."

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