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Entertainment

Rare Steak

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Published: 10 February 2009
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.

The first man ordered his steak "rare -- red rare."

The second said, "Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it."

Not to be outdone, the third man said, "Aw, just turn the bull loose and I'll tear off a hunk as he goes by."
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

12 Fingers and 12 Toes

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Published: 10 February 2009

For anyone who knows me and my family, you'll understand why a story about a baby being born with 12 fingers and 12 toes is fun to learn about.  So I'm not poking fun at this kid's genetic differences - I'm just wondering what took him so long. Around here 12 fingers and 12 toes = 1 old story!  We laughed particularly when one web site described it as "like something out of a science fiction novel."  Oh Really!

On a related note, has anyone noticed who in the Bible had 24 digits in all?  If you know, post a comment below and share it with the world.

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Little Johnny Tested

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Published: 10 February 2009
The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a psychologist.

The first question he was asked was, "If I have ten apples and take away five apples, what is the difference?"

After a brief pause Little Johnny answered, "That's just what I say, 'What's the difference?'".

When asked whether a pair of trousers were singular or plural, he replied, "Well, they are singular at the top and plural at the bottom."

Finally the psychologist decided to test his spelling and asked him, "How do you spell Banana?"

After careful consideration he replied, "B A N A N A N A N A N A N A-"

The psychologist interrupted him and said, "Johnny that's quite enough," to which he replied, "I know how to spell it, I just don't know when to stop."

The psychologist then wrote on his report: "If you are not having problems with Little Johnny it would not be normal."
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

School Notes

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Published: 07 February 2009
The following notes from parents excusing their children from attending school have been around a while but if you haven't seen them, I'm sure you will get a kick out of them:

"Please excuse Freddie from being away yesterday because he had the fuel."

"Please accuse Michael from being absent on January 30 because he was aleing."

"George was absent yesterday because of a sore trout."

"Please excuse Betsey from being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."

"Joseph has been absent becuz he had two teeth taken off his face."

"My son is under doctor's care and should not take fisical education. Please execute him."

"Please excuse Ralph from school on Friday. He had very loose vowels."
Last Updated: 13 July 2011
  • School Jokes

We're going to be in the Hudson

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Published: 06 February 2009

cactus1549The only reason this is "fun" is because everybody survived the ditching of US Airways Flight 1549 (Cactus 1549) and we all got a new hero - Pilot Chesley Sullenberger.  You have probably already heard an edited recording of the communications between the tower and that plane, but the actual, unedited, real-time recording gives a whole new perspective.  Give this 20 minute long recording a listen and hear for yourself.  Keep in mind that there are periods of complete silence when nobody is speaking, so if it sounds like nothing is playing, your computer is not broken - it's bearing testament to the time frame of what happened that day.

Control Tower Recording of US Airways Flight 1549

And, while you are listening you may like to watch out this awesome security camera footage showing the first 8 minutes after the A320 splashed down in the Hudson.  Jump forward to the 1:55 mark and you'll be just before the crash.

Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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Clean Jokes Article Count:  3612

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 2047
 

Christmas Jokes Article Count:  77

a picture of christmas ballsWe think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.

If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count:  3

It's your turn to be funny.  Submit your funny caption today.

Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count:  16

Are you looking for funny elephant pictures?  You've come to the right place!

Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count:  13

Games Article Count:  15

Here are the games we have on the site so far.  There aren't many but they're loads of fun.

Funny Pictures Article Count:  679

Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow.  We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often.  Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.

Funny Car Pictures Article Count:  169

Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.

Funny Cat Pictures Article Count:  231

catmelonhead150x127.jpgOver the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.

And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.

  

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 2047

 

 

 

Funny Dog Pictures Article Count:  149

dog_maggie.jpgSome say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.

It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.

Funny Horse Pictures Article Count:  24

Here's our funny horse pictures collection.

Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count:  53

christmas cakeWe think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.

We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count:  541

Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes.  Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.

FunBlog Article Count:  534

When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here.  If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!

Cartoons Article Count:  3119

These are some of our favorite cartoons.

Backpew Article Count:  2944

Clean Puns Article Count:  1873

Our collection of puns.

 

ss secret

The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
ss mothers day

An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
ss tire ski jump

Tire Ski Jump

Jun 29, 2015 Hits: 2047

 

Funny Signs Article Count:  167

Our collection of funny signs.

One-liners Article Count:  1928

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners! 

Chicken Humor Article Count:  1

Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart! 

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