Once again, my current language skills prevent me from previewing this clip to make sure it's appropriate language-wise. So if you speak Japanese, I'll let you assume the risk of listening.
Otherwise, just have fun watching whatever on earth this is. Pac-man was never this . . . . . .strange.
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.
"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.
"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies the voice.
"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"
We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice,
"I hope it is all right."
"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"
"Sure. This is my father!"
A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look tired, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't approve."
"Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.
Losing his patience just a little, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "you can tell him whatever you like just as soon as I get this hay off him."
OK, so you sent your friend randomly generated text and they are really angry that you wasted so much of their time. Why not send them a note of apology - only type it upside down. The results aren't perfect, but hey, this isn't about perfection it's about letting your friend know that you are thinking of them.
Just be careful not to send any notes to people with bad necks who regularly attend a chiropractor. Turning yoru head to red upside down itsn't for every one.
'uo!+nec +eajb y+!m asn ´hlsno!jaS
At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax.
One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the VA hospital where he had trained.
When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, "So, tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?"
"Well, I suppose," she replied, "I'm still cooking it."
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