I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone.
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Sunday greetings, everyone!
With all the fires in Western Canada this summer, Cybersalt World Headquarters (on the Southern Tip of Vancouver Island) has gotten off pretty easy with very few days of having even a little bit of smoke in them. However, this weekend we're getting some, as can be seen on the website https://firesmoke.ca/forecasts/current
I chose to share today's video on a Sunday because from the look on the guy's face as he gets out of the water, I'm pretty sure between then and when he jumped he was praying!
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~ Pastor Tim
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.
The old fellow was crabby and exacting.
"Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."
One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil.
"Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."
Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith....
I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.
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My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk café in Huntington Beach, CA.
Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl; athletic with a great tan and blond hair.
Mulling over the menu, my guy asked her if the roast beef was rare.
The waitress gave us a long blank look, then replied, "Well, no. We have it, like, just about every day."
"A flower does not think about competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms."
- Unknown
Because my parents were married on Aug 27, my dad gives my mom an "anniversary" card on the 27th of every month as a way of showing her how much he loves her and appreciates their 40 years together.
I was talking to Dad this weekend and he told me that when he gave Mom her most recent card she told him, "I'm so glad you do this every month. It reminds me it's time to give the dogs their flea medication."
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
I had a frightening experience the other day. I know I must be getting old because things that never frightened me before frighten me. I also see things I never saw before.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk café in Huntington Beach, CA.
Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl; athletic with a great tan and blond hair.
Mulling over the menu, my guy asked her if the roast beef was rare.
The waitress gave us a long blank look, then replied, "Well, no. We have it, like, just about every day."
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.
The old fellow was crabby and exacting.
"Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."
One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil.
"Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."
Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith....
These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
