Here are some of our favorite and most entertaining reasons people have given for unsubscribing from some or all of our lists.

• "You are retarded." - Jenny

• "not send something everyday, because it takes up space and is kinda annoying. also if you were funny too. that may help." - funke_sheena

• "dont want anything to do with religon" - midnightlove_au

• "to shallow" - jdoon

•  "The congregation just doesn't find the jokes that funny. I'm sorry." - dramadr 

• "you suck" - cardinals_center_66