I can relate to this commercial. I'm no old yet, but I notice myself getting older and I am already hoping that that someday younger people are nice to me. According to my calculations, I'm going to have a sore ankle (when an auto racing injury catches up with me), a sore neck (car accident) and maybe a bit of arthritis in my hand (plus who knows what else).
So, my geriatiric shopping excursions should be quite adventurous. Maybe I'll get one of those scooters. That way I can work on some fresh racing injuries too.