I can relate to this commercial.  I'm no old yet, but I notice myself getting older and I am already hoping that that someday younger people are nice to me.  According to my calculations, I'm going to have a sore ankle (when an auto racing injury catches up with me), a sore neck (car accident) and maybe a bit of arthritis in my hand (plus who knows what else). 

So, my geriatiric shopping excursions should be quite adventurous.  Maybe I'll get one of those scooters.  That way I can work on some fresh racing injuries too.