Mouse Nightmare

The last scene of most mouse nightmares.
Cat Shoe

If the shoe fits, sleep in it.
Anti Bird Strike System

US Airways is trying out a new anti bird strike system.
Cat Bed

No good deed shall go unpunished.
Presbyterian Wishes

Harold wished his owners were Presbyterian.

Interactive Weight Scale

Some things are just getting too interactive.
Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave.
Baby Sale

Buy 4 and they'll include a wig for when you pull out your hair.
Cadillac 4x4

"But Daddy! Why can't I go out with him? He has such a nice car!"
Cubicle Friends

The company's new "Cubicle Friends" program was not the morale booster they hoped for.