Why you shouldn't let dogs lick your face.

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Dog Pot

Buttons was about to be busted for pot possession.
Dog Laptop in Bed

This was bound to happen once ALPO let it's taste testers telecommute!
Dog Trick

You dumb dog. There's no mice in here.You said there were . . . . hey get your paw off…
Bad Dog

Who's a Bad Dog?
Dog Buddy System

When swimming,remember to use the buddy system.

Common Sense Pump

Knowledge may come from a fountain, but common sense obviously does not come from a pump.
Seat Freeze

Even when he remembered to leave the seat down, Bernie still found a way to mess up.
Dog Car Alarm

Freddy's car wasn't worth much,but that still didn't keep him from buyinga three dog car…
Cat Spice

I guess that dog's not so bad - what with him inviting me to lunch and all.
Horses Braces

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other.