Dog Long

A long dog with lots of bark.
Dog Buddy System

When swimming,remember to use the buddy system.
Dog Kidding

You're Going to What!?!
Cheer Dog

"Yeah, whatever. How come the cat doesn't ever have to dress up?"
Dog Knife

Clyde was planning the last laugh -a present in the middle of the living room.

Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this.
Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag.
Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping…
Play With Your food

Since childhood, Annette had played with her food.
Governor Jessie Ventura

Former Minnesota governor, Jessie Ventura, had too much influence.