Little Teddy suddenly realized it wasn't his mom holding him.

Timber Wolf

Finally a place where a timber wolf can dine out.
Puppy Sick

The kitchen flooring made little Jasper sick to his stomach...almost daily.
Puppy Laptop

The extended warrantee on your laptop does not cover this.
Dog Stool

Stool Happens!
Hush Puppy

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes."

Grizzly Golf

It serves them right after shooting all those birdies and eagles. Thanks to Charles…
Car Wiener

Everywhere Mel races his car it's a wiener!
Corporate Ladder

Ben was sure this was the corporate retreat he'd earn his promotion at.
Soccer Crush

Manchester plays the Giants tonight.
Toilet Scooter

Great - one more seat for couples to argue about!