Dog Outfit Pick

The cat helped you pick this out for me didn't he.
Dog No Leave Park

I'm no expert on body language, but I don't think this dog wants to leave the park.
Dog Shave

When your face feels ruffits time to shave.
Dog Obedience

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time.
Dog Mess

The doggie psychologistmay have been rightabout Fido not liking to be left alone.

Dog Trick

You dumb dog. There's no mice in here.You said there were . . . . hey get your paw off…
Dog Warning

Good help is hard to find.
Anti Bird Strike System

US Airways is trying out a new anti bird strike system.
Mayan Calendar Break

One more problem we have beer to thank for.
Chocolate Volkswagen Bug

Melts in your mouth, Not in your driveway.