Chair of the Math Department

Chair of the Math Department for 25 years.

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Apathy Party

Don't be a member of this party. Exercise your right to vote - if they'll let you.
Helicopter Ford Pickup Truck

Ford is trying to get more military contracts.
Hot Dog

This Hot Dog's a Little Under Cooked
Are You Homeless?

Because all homeless people have smartphones.
Texas Rabbit

Introducing: Hop-Along-Cassidy.