Unconventional Marriage

Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now!
Date Me Sandwich Board

Online dating sites just weren't for Ted.
Four Mile Baptist

In order to settle an argument between the church naming committee and the community…
Reebok Running Shoe Car

If the shoe fits, drive it.
Dog Reindeer

Needless to say, Sparky was not thrilledwith how the decorationg was going.