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Do Not Sit On Crocodile

It looks like it is standing room only today.
Frozen Strawberries

Judging from the snow, more than the strawberries will be frozen.
Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this.
Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common.

Corvette Stretch Limo

The church board became suspicious when Pastor Dood submitted $175,000 in book allowance…
Three Guy Towing

"Three Guys Towing" had an unconventional approach.
Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle.
Custom Pipe

Jerry soon regretted letting his nephew customize his exhaust pipe.
Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop.