Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign.
Beware of Lambs

Vicar Jones was having second thoughts about accepting a rural parish.
No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you.
Tudoring

Need help fulfilling your role in a Welsh dynasty? Call today!
Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop.

Do Not Enter Entrance

Open Door Community Church had no idea why they had so few visitors.
Man Shaving With Web Cam

Who needs a mirror?
Cat Pray 2

Please don't let them notice the aquarium. Amen.
Ambulance Service Cutbacks

Cutbacks in the Ambulance Department have slowed response times.
Lion Camping

Stay cool when lions lick your tent - there will be plenty of time to scream later!