Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

High fat diet leads to a new business opportunity.
Bathroom Fit For the Queen

It's always good to be readyjust in case the Queen does drop by!
Ketchup Muster

The new guy's job performance didn't pass muster.
Tile Note

Returns have dropped 95% since this rule was made.
Sign Secruity

Secruity to the parking lot please!

Little Hope Baptist Church

In hindsightincluding the street in the name of the new Baptist church was a mistake.
Sign Bill Fine

Redmond was hoping to catch Bill Gates just once.
Divine Spell Checker

He'll probably start by running you through a spell checker.
Dog Lunch Bag

Come here Lunchbag! Good boy.
The Cat's Revenge

For Christmas you get a story - "The Cat's Revenge."