Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head.
Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor.
Baby Sale

Buy 4 and they'll include a wig for when you pull out your hair.
Blood Donor Mosquito

You've got it. They want it.
Bill Posters

It's good to have friendswho will stand up for you.

Pirate Plate

When pirates retire.
Ducks In A Row

Jesse could sweep the sidewalk now that he had his ducks all in a row.
Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common.
Short Bus

You know you live in a small school district when . . .
Hamster Burn

Feel The Burn