Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either.

18 August 2011

Specific Speed Limit

Hey buddy! I caught you going ten in a 9 and 1/2 zone. Where's the fire?
Youth Group Lock In

Hartford Lake Methodist Church was serious about their youth group lock-ins.
Budget Moving Tape Tip #48

Thanks for the very moving tip.
Wet Paint Ponder

Ethel thought she'd sit and ponder why anyone would paint the sidewalk.
Not On Grass

The showdown between the deacons and the property committee was on!

Bike Foot Patrol

Nike is entering a team in the Tour de France next year.
Cat Socks

Shelly was 2 rolls of duct tape away from a pair of new leg-warmers.
Cat Drive

Note to self: "Don't trust dog to work pedals. Three lives down - six to go!"
Police Cutbacks

Cutbacks in the police budget were out of control.
Child Delinquency

What is happening to our children?