Are You Homeless?

Because all homeless people have smartphones.
Unattended Children

Not many children ran around the building at Open Doors Community Church.
Sign Slow Down

The county's new sign painter liked to get right to the point.
Baptist Air Conditioner

When humidity wins out over forgiveness.
Frozen Strawberries

Judging from the snow, more than the strawberries will be frozen.

Kid Tank

Jeremy grew up, joined the armyand served in a tank division.
Control Freaks

The Wyanttville city work crews were control freaks.
Badgering Neighbor

Neil was tired of his neighbor badgering him all the time.
Delivery Diversification

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn.
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Chair of the Math Department

Chair of the Math Department for 25 years.