Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop.
Time to Visit

Apparently the sign guy is not a fan of the pastor.
Stubbornness!

At least they're consistent!
No Girls Allowed

"Hey Barry and Frank,It's human resources on line 1."
Always Open Closed

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

No Smoking On Bus

Smoking will exhaust you.
Dog Snow Shovelling

Man's best friend - not best helper.
Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers.
Giant Cheerleader

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Cat Toy Shock

In retrospect, perhaps using live electrical wire for Ben's swat toy wasn't the best of…